- You ski uphill.
- You answer the door before people knock.
- Juan Valdez has named his donkey after you.
- You haven’t blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
- You have to watch videos in fast-forward.
- The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
- You’re the employee of the month at the local coffee house and you don’t even work there.
- The Nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
- Your only source of nutrition comes from “Sweet & Low”
- You’ve worn out the handle on your favorite mug.
- Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.
- Instant coffee takes too long.
- When you find a penny, you say, “Find a penny, pick it up. Sixty-three more, I’ll have a cup.”
- You channel surf faster without a remote.
- When someone asks, “How are you?”, you say, “Good to the last drop.”
- Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.
- You named your cats “Cream” and “Sugar”
- You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.