Funny Coffee Mugs
Does this bloke remind you of your boss…funny?
An Indian warrior walks into Starbucks with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other.
He says to the waiter, “Me want coffee.”
The waiter says, “Sure chief coming right up.”
He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere, then just walks out.
The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, “Me want coffee.”
The waiter says, “Whoa, Tonto! We’re still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?”
The Indian smiles and proudly says, “Me training for upper management position: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day.”
Dedicated to M+M, who is always moaning about his boss…lol
LMAO.. that is a good one.
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Big Mouth Toys Toilet Mug $10.79 Never a cruddy morning with the Toilet Mug! Now dogs aren’t the only ones that can drink from a toilet! This ceramic Mug offers a laugh and up to 12 ozs. of java. Actually comfortable to hold, approx. 6 1/4 x 4 3/4 x 5 1/2″h. Weighs 18 ozs. Note: hand wash only, not dishwasher safe (just, like a real toilet!) Get it now! Toilet Mug… |
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Fred 12-Ounce Pick Your Nose Paper Cups, Pack of 24 $6.00 Party Cups with Personality… |
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How Would You Like A Nice Hot Cup of Shut The Fuck Up? With Retro Waitress – Bumper Sticker / Decal $0.99 How Would You Like A Nice Hot Cup Of Shut The Fuck Up? (red/white/black with retro waitress lady holding up platter) (also available as a button)… |
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